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Durian Puffs
Thursday, July 27, 2006

My sister brought back some wild durian today from Lim Chu Kang I think. Its from her fren's father.
I had wanted to amke cream puffs today, so juz make into durian puffs lor~ Choux Pastry Recipe from Zurynee.

Homemade durian puffs

posted by Josh @ 6:33 PM, ,




20 impressive short sentences...
Wednesday, July 26, 2006

01) A squirrel who runs up a woman's leg does not find nuts.

02) When I was born, I got a choice - a big **** or a good memory. I am not able to remember ... what did I choose?

03) Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

04) My wife is a sex object. Everytime I ask for sex, she objects.

05) Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

06) There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop ... unless they are used together.

07) Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

08) There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

09) Virginity can be cured.

10) Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11) I tried phone! sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12) Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

13) Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

14) Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 31/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

15) Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives !!!

16) Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

17) A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing......

18) Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.

19) Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a *****?
A: A ***** sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.

20) Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: It's because Breasts don't have eyes.

posted by Tazz @ 5:52 PM, ,




Potinara Haw Yuan Gold X LC Tokyo Magic

Blooming once again....this time the true colours after waiting for the bloom to age a few days~


Love the champagne gold shimmery petals and of course the nice sweet fragrance. Reliable bloomer....blooms every 4 to 5 mths.

posted by Josh @ 12:48 PM, ,




The Dumbest Thing You Ever See
Monday, July 24, 2006


What would you do in their situation? Hmmmmm......

posted by BoZoGEMOK @ 3:00 PM, ,




Can You See The Man?
Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Let's get your brain to work!

Can you find the man in the picture within 3 seconds?
According to medical research:
If you find it in less than 3 seconds, your brain is developed above the normal brain
If you find in a minute,you have a normal developed brain
If you find it betwen 1 and 3 minutes, your brain is responding slowly.
Protein in-take might help
If it takes you more than 3 minutes, your brain is responding too slow and perhaps more
exercises like these might help you to develop that part of your brain
It is not a joke the man is really there!


posted by BoZoGEMOK @ 4:23 PM, ,




Rain Lily (Zephyranthes Rosea)
Sunday, July 16, 2006

Got this plant a few mths back from my friend and its finally blooming~


Rain Lilies......in the rain...lol~


Closeup


Another one~

posted by Josh @ 12:19 PM, ,




Chalk drawings from Julian Beever
Saturday, July 15, 2006

Received this in the email:

Chalk drawings from Julian Beever. Scroll down slowly and stop at each new frame. Incredible!!!!! Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium . Beever gives to his drawings an amazing 3D illusion.









People are actually avoiding walking in the "hole"




Which is the real guy & which beer is real?










The image below has been taken from a wrong angle:


Remember, both his feet in reality are flat on the pavement


Politicians Meeting Their End


World's Biggest Fly-Spray


This drawing of a Rescue was to be viewed using an inverting mirror


girl on a beach mat.




Globe wrong view


Spiderman to the rescue


Batman and Robin to the rescue

posted by Tazz @ 10:06 AM, ,




Hugs
Friday, July 14, 2006


For All of You My Friends here, we all do need alittle hugs now and then! I'm sharing and passing my hugs to you great people.

posted by BoZoGEMOK @ 9:30 PM, ,




Rape in the air........
Thursday, July 13, 2006

Got this email but not sure how true, anyway just take note.

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Dear all,

This is most distressing. Seems like there is no place safe for a
woman anywhere in this century!!

I cant say how true this may be (it actually came as a shock to me)
hence decided to share...Prevention is better than cure..! best to exercise proper precaution on any airline - for all our women family members and friends..
The most horrific incident has recently occurred on a Emirxxx
Airlines and the culprits have got away with it. The worst thing about
this case is that this is the 4th case to have happened on this airline.

During the Christmas of 2005 a flight of Emirxxx Airline flying from
Dubai to Manila was on a regular flight. However, 4 hours into the
flight as most passengers were sleeping or dozing off. A man
approached a lady who was alone and asked her to assist his child in
the bathroom. Not thinking much the lady followed the gentleman to the
rear of the plane.

Immediately she was grabbed by the mans 3 accomplish who immediately
gagged and taped her mouth and then went on to rape her in the back
area of the craft while 2 kept watch two molested and raped her. After
they had all had a turn, they forced her to drink a drug laced drink
and escorted her toher seat, she was knocked off until she arrived in
manila by which time the 4 men has disboarded and got away. This is a
repeat case of the same thing that happened on a flight from Dubai to
Mumbai on a Emirxxx airline.

The Emirxxx staff are aware of this but when the staff have some
suspicion of some incident taking place they make it a point to avoid
going to the back of the plane.

This is the 4th case to take place on Emirxxx airline. However the
worst case of a rape victim on a emirates flight was when a flight
from Bangkok to Dubai . The lady was not only raped on flight but she
was taken thru immigration into Dubai and raped for several days and
then later on sold to the underground. So people who fly emirxxx
beware if you are a lady as this could happen to you,

posted by Solo @ 2:26 PM, ,




Internet Food Directory

If ever u run out of ideas for lunch (breakfast/dinner too) here's some

yummy info for your digestion...

http://www.sbestfood.com/

posted by Solo @ 2:23 PM, ,




Hungry Anyone?
Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Hungry anyone? This is also one of my mummy's specialites! Just to whet your appetites!! Happy drooling.....

posted by BoZoGEMOK @ 11:35 PM, ,




BBQ

In honour of our 3 homecoming guests (Donna, Shirley & Tina), we had a private invitation-only bbq @ Sharon's place today~ (Ok, its just a good excuse to have a gathering and makan session together)


The Gardens @ Bishan


Front (L-R): Judy, Shirley, Pauline, Evelyn, Tina
Back (L-R): Michelle (Don's fren), Donna, Lena, Annie, Me, Yue Ping, Sharon, Michelle (Sharon's neighbour)
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Group photo 2
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Not forgetting, the return of Kris' friend....lol~

And as usual, we cooked more than we can eat and ended up with lots to ta bao....lol~

From the hostess, Sharon:


Her mum's famous mee siam~


Pickled Guava


Kueh Kosui


Bread Pudding

From Annie (solo):


Mini Pizza


Abacus Seeds ala Hokkien and she brought chicken hotdogs too~

From Evelyn:


Ngoh Hiang


Chickpea Jelly


From Shirley (pohyee):


Lao po biscuits


Char Siew Polo Buns


Custard Polo Buns

From Michelle (Sharon's Neighbour):


Baked Pasta & she made chicken stew which I didn't photograph.


From Tina:


Satay Babi

And the rest of the contribution of the other folks are as listed, which I didn't photograph....lol~ Too busy bbqing....

Lena: Chicken Wings
Pauline: Otak
Judy: Satays
Yueping: Pork Chops, Marshmallows
Me: Seafood Parcels, Orr Nee &......


Bak Chang for all as 'door gifts'

posted by Josh @ 11:04 PM, ,




Yes, I am in

Thanks Josh for doing such a thing. I so sua ku that I dunno it can be done this way. Hhmm.. Am I living in SG? haha..

posted by Unknown @ 10:46 PM, ,




Hehehe...

I'm 5th! So what next har??

posted by Lazyg3r @ 10:46 PM, ,




slow and steady

Hey, me and slow and steady. Yipee! to be invited to this group blog!

posted by BoZoGEMOK @ 2:21 PM, ,




Too slow...

I am second. Nevermind, still better than the rest.

Hahaha....

posted by Tazz @ 2:16 PM, ,




I am the First to Blog Here

Thanks Josh for the great idea.

I am so honoured to be the first to blog here.

Hahahaha

posted by Solo @ 1:58 PM, ,